Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Ah Lek inherits Heaven and Earth

Whack! The bamboo stick bounced off Ah Lek’s shaven head followed by his “ouch!” “Stop daydreaming,” warned Abba Ah Beng, who is teaching his disciple how to study the Scriptures. Abba Ah Beng is a strong believer of an imported teaching method from Ha-mer-li-ca which states that young minds are empty trash cans, waiting to be filled by their teachers. “Read the text,” ordered Abba Ah Beng.

“The Spirit Himself bears witness with our spirit that we are children of God, and if children, then heirs—heirs of God and joint heirs with Christ, if indeed we suffer with Him, that we may also be glorified together. Romans Chapter 8, verse 16 and 17” recited Ah Lek dutifully with the appropriate swaying motion of his body. For some strange reasons, the Sow Lin Monastery only uses the King James Version of the Bible. No other versions are acceptable. “We are heirs of God” ran through Ah Lek’s mind. Ah Lek remembers Ah Loong from his village. Ah Loong is born with a literal silver spoon in his mouth; being the sole heir of the rich village merchant. When Ah Loong’s father died, he inherited the family business. In the latest village gossip, he has ten concubines and three mistresses, five houses and slaves, and is severely obese (which is a sign of prosperity in ancient China).

“I am an heir of God!” The thought almost jolted Ah Lek off his stool. “God is rich,” he reasoned, “He owns everything. That means, one day it will all be mine!” After he has inherited God’s treasures, Ah Lek fantasies, he will drive to Ah Loong’s house in his brand new Lamborghini with a couple of pretty girls. His mansion will have a hundred rooms. It will be so huge that if he wants to find his wife, he will have to use his handheld GPS locator. He will be ruler of all the nations; presidents and dictators will come to pay their respects to him. He will have buildings and statues built by people who want to worship him….

Whack! “You cannot hit God’s heir!” slipped out before Ah Lek can control himself. “Why not?” asked Abba Ah Beng. “Because one day, I will inherit all of God’s riches. I am his heir. I will be rich and powerful,” Ah Lek, managed to stammer out a reply, fearful of the gleam in Abba Ah Beng’s eyes. “Ah,” said Abba Ah Beng, “heirs inherit when their fathers die. God, however, lives forever.”

What lessons can you learn from this story?


[special thanks to pearlie for the idea for this story]

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5 Comments:

Blogger Paul said...

Another Ah Beng and Abba story!
"I very like this stories la"

For me one clear lesson is that a wordly mind set simply distorts spiritual truths!

And ... we must keep in mind that the even the best analogies from this side of heaven must be careflly considered as they will have many limitations.

4:15 AM  
Anonymous library squatter said...

Bwahaha, he's been had again!

8:02 AM  
Blogger Alex Tang said...

hi paul,

you have derive a good lesson from the story.

Yes, in all stories, parables, metaphors and allegories, there is a limitation to how far you can stretch them. I know what you are telling me. Noted with thanks.

6:14 PM  
Blogger Alex Tang said...

hi library squatter,

welcome. Doesn't Ah Lek reminds you of Charlie Brown?

6:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a few more entries on abba beng beng, you'll get a cheeky little book!

Cool story, very forceful at the end, i wasn't expecting it..hehehe

Jack

7:29 PM  

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